Posted in December 2008 …
Mean Spirited Monday: Airline Industry
I know, it’s Tuesday but following is the Mean Spirited Monday I intended to post yesterday. Unfortunately, I assumed the airport’s free WiFi would be working while I was there for several hours yesterday morning. It wasn’t.
So as always, Remember to have fun and be mean spirited with your comments.
This week, the Airline Industry!
I’ll get things started: I hate traveling by plane and will take a car or train whenever it is an option. I’d rather spend 12 hours in a car then two hours on an airplane. I realize that the modern flight attendant is not a sex object but when did they unanimously decide to be the surliest things in the ski? And security is even worse. I’m fully prepared for the long lines and ridiculous requests (forcing old people in wheelchairs to hop around on one foot? come on!) but when did they get the authority to treat us like caged animals?
Merry Christmas!
I hope everyone has an awesome Christmas, even if you don’t celebrate it I hope you at least got the day off.
Last Minute Decorating Tips
Suppose you decided to shun all things Christmas spirit-like this year and planned a Scroogy holiday boycott. Then this morning you arose with a start and realized what a fool you had been. You could spend the day in a panic trying to perform a mad-dash hall decking or you could just fire off a few rounds with The Christmas Cannon.
Happy Chanukah! Here Is Your Very Own Droidel
It’s Chanukah! Knowing very little about how the festival of lights is celebrated, I’m hoping I don’t offend anyone with this Droidel. It’s just too awesome not to post. You can download a pdf and get directions to make your own here!
