I get a lot of corny email jokes from my mom but this one is actually funny.
A cabbie picks up a Nun.She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask you but I don’t
want to offend you.”She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When
you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.”“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me.”She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic.”The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m
single and Catholic!”“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blushBut when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”The nun says, “That’s OK . My name is Kevin and I’m
going to a Halloween party.”
