Posted in September 2007

Please Stand By

I’ve got a lot going on right now hence the lack of a new post since Monday. As soon as I have a minute (hopefully sometime today) I’ll do a proper post and fill you in on all the doings around here.

Until then, enjoy this lovely photo:

It’s our old friend, Couch Potato. Here CP is doing a shot at Turkey & T-Bone’s wedding. I think this picture was taken shortly before CP took off all his clothes and streaked across the dance floor. Rumor has it that CP and Cousin Katie hooked up that night. Can anyone confirm that?

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Mean Spirited Monday

Every Monday morning I post a picture of some random celebrity, or non-celebrity for you to comment on. Remember to have fun and be mean spirited with your comments.

This week, smug asshole and law-breaking citizen, O.J. Simpson. Let the meanness begin!

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Now I Know How Dick Clark Feels

Last Friday I posted a link to Seth’s latest podcast, which is a mash-up of Britney Spears and that crazy You Tube fan, Chris Crocker. It looks like Seth is now climbing the charts because he was just featured on PopBytes’ Mashup Of The Week! Check it out now at Popbytes

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What Do They Know That They Aren’t telling Us?

Yesterday I flipped over to NY1 to check the weather and saw some bit about a contest awarding people fully stocked Go Bags. In case you don’t know what a Go Bag is, it’s the emergency kit that we are all supposed to have, which we can grab and go and be prepared for anything. Your Go Bag should contain batteries, a flashlight, bottled water, emergency poncho, case of wine, bandages, bottle of whiskey, a couple 40s of Bud, and whatever else you might need in the event of an emergency.

After spotting the NY1 contest, I was perusing the Real Estate section of the Times and happened upon another article about Go Bags. Now this morning on the train, I was standing directly in front of a bright yellow poster asking NY if we are ready for an emergency.

So what’s with all the emergency prep this week? Is this a new tactic between the city officials and the media to passive aggressively alert us to an upcoming attack? Has the PR agency hired to pimp Go Bags been working overtime or calling in favors lately? Or has someone simply alerted the media that Jenni B is returning to NY for two weeks?

In any event, I’ll be making sure the bar at home is fully stocked and maybe I’ll even buy a battery or two.

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Don’t Talk to Me, I Haven’t Had My Coffee Today

I had a wisdom tooth yanked yesterday and boy am I feeling it this morning. The surgery itself wasn’t that bad thanks to the laughing gas. I don’t think I’ve had that much nitrous since my old raving days. Then last night I was slightly out of it from the various meds plus still numb from all the Novocain. Today however, I woke up feeling like I had a hangover in my jaw and the worst part about it, I’m not supposed to drink anything hot. That means NO coffee! All pain and no coffee makes Jeff something something! On the bright side, I haven’t had too much of an appetite and haven’t eaten anything since Sunday but a serving of mac and cheese last night so maybe I’ll drop a few pounds before the end of the week.

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