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Trailers: Firelight

Welcome to Dead Or Alive? Don’t take that question too literally. Think of this as my version of “where are they now”, except sometimes they might be six feet under and other times they are judging chili eating contests at State Fairs.

This week, Richard Kline aka Larry from Three’s Company.

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Catch you at the Regal Beagle

So what do you think, Dead or Alive?

Is there anything funnier than a good fart joke? No. There isn’t. Welcome to Friday’s Fart Fun. Short vids of people farting. NSFMA (Not Safe For Mature Audiences)

If I had any say in Hollywood, Leslie Nielsen would be in every movie and have a mantle full of Oscars.

Enjoy!

I’m sick of waiting for real robots in my daily life. I know all about Roomba and can’t wait to have a couple hundred dollars in my pocket to buy one but where are all the robots we were promised as kids? Which is why this new robot from Toyota is so exciting.

Robot, Robot, Robot

Apparently this little fella is supposed to help old folks take out the trash.  I want one!

I’m a big believer in positive thinking and always look at the glass as half full except when it’s getting close to empty and then I just refill it. However, it seems like every time I turn on the TV (that happens a lot) there’s some joker trying to make me live my best life ever through inspirational messages. Telling yourself, “I AM beautiful”! is all well and good but until you put down the doughnut and pick up a dumbell you are still going to be fat.

So I’d like to introduce some anti-inspirational messages into our daily routines that are not intended to help us achieve our best anything.

Here’s one for today:

“Failure IS an Option”

 

 

Welcome to Dead Or Alive? Don’t take that question too literally. Think of this as my version of “where are they now”, except sometimes they might be six feet under and other times they are judging chili eating contests at State Fairs.

This week, The original Beastmaster, Marc Singer,
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So what do you think, Dead or Alive?

Is there anything funnier than a good fart joke? No. There isn’t. Welcome to Friday’s Fart Fun. Short vids of people farting. NSFMA (Not Safe For Mature Audiences)

Enjoy!

From My Inbox

Mmmm Brains

zombie-strippersRun! Don’t walk to your DVR and search for Zombie Strippers on SPike TV.

This over-the-top zombie flick starring Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund (aka Freddy Kruger) tells the story of an alternate near future in which George W. Bush is still in office (for his fourth term) along with his VP, Arnold Schwarzenegger. As you might imagine, under Bush’s continued leadership, the US military is stretched thin as it is engaged in multiple wars including the current Iraq and Afghanistan wars, which are joined by wars with the rest of the Middle East, France and Alaska. The military turns to science to help solve the recruitment issues and science answers with zombie soldiers (of course). Spoiler Alert! the zombie project gets out of hand and the zombies eventually escape the military complex and run amuck. One wayward zombie finds his way to a Nebraska strip joint where he attacks and infests a stripper. This Zombie Stripper is no mindless brain-eatting monster and although she does have a craving for living flesh, she also knows how to work the pole better than any living stripper in town.

Zombie Strippers is fun! It’s ridiculously low-budget and campy but also packed with gore, strippers and an insane stripper battle. The movie never attempts to take itself seriously, which adds to the enjoyment and fun, however, there is a philosophical conversation threaded throughout the movie (yes for real) that makes this more than the typical thoughtless SyFi channel zombie movie.

In short, if you love horror, camp, zombies and strippers then Zombie Strippers is the movie for you.

You can watch the trailer at Spike.com:
Zombie Strippers – Theatrical Trailer.

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